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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Basketball Players

Just got home a while ago after driving all this morning and yesterday's afternoon. And then i got home and typed out this letter to the coach cause the stupid basketball players were bothering us.





"To whom it may concern,

My name is Laura Lin and my family and I coincidentally stayed at the same condo, Majestic Sun, as your basketball team in Destin, Florida. My family and the many families we know who stayed there in the past week have a list of complaints and I hope you discipline your players better. The list of complaints includes the following:

1. They were excessively loud at night, running up and down the hallways and laughing.

2. They shouted often without regard for others residing there.

3. They would often slam doors at night when we slept.

4. They bothered many of the girls on the vacation with us, often catcalling and yelling upon seeing them.

5. They were loud and obnoxious and made many of the girls feel uncomfortable.

We felt insecure and bothered during our vacation and we do not believe this is a proper way for students, especially athletes, to represent their school. Their excessive disregard for others may have been done purely on spontaneity, but that is no excuse for bothering us.

I regret I've had to make this complaint, and I thank you for your time and cooperation.

Sincerely,
Laura Lin"




I'll write about what happened later, but im too tired to type out everything. Really sad it ended so quickly.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Weirdest last day of exams ever.... but cool

WOW! I just spent the past 30 minutes trying to remember my account name... ANYWAY, this day was weird.

Got up in the morning, mom drove to school and told me a story:

Apparently, a grandfather was having a huge bday party and he had a 3 year old grandson (this was in china). Since there was so many people, the little boy managed to run out unnoticed and got hit by a Benz and crushed. If that wasn't bad enough, the people in the Benz got out (there were 3 of them) and looked at the kid, got BACK IN THE CAR, put it in reverse, AND RAN OVER HIM AGAIN. So the boy was like crushed into pieces and there was blood everywhere.

Okay, knowing this, i went to school, took the APUSH exam, french exam, then was walking back home thinking about it. If my 4 year old bro had had that happen to him, i would've hunted those bastards down, all 3 of them, and slowly tortured them until they wished they remembered how to even not feel pain. Then I would castrate them and stuff their dicks down their throats and let vultures peck at their eyes. AND THEN, I would burn them slowly to death and laugh maniacally as their bodies blackened with flame.

ANYWAYS, with this thought in mind, i was walking home from the bus stop when i saw a car that had just passed me, stop. The man got out and helped this fat woman wearing all pink who had fallen over. He helped her pick up her bike and put everything up. Then, the car behind them stopped too and a mexican-ish american woman got out and she was helping. I was almost home by then, so i went home, got my mom, and we both went to see what was going on. We asked if we could help, but the woman who had fallen over said that she was fine and she had to finish her 'errands'. The other people were telling her just to sit and chill till help came, but she didnt listen.

I had no idea what was going on at that time. The fat lady just got on her bike and rode away and i was like, wtf. So anyways, afterwards, i suddenly looked down and saw this huge splotch of blood on the cement and the people were like "She hit her head on the cement". That was really weird, she could've gotten a concussion. Then the fire truck came and they asked us what was going on and we told them that the fat lady went off in that direction.

So they turned on the sirens and went to go chase her down, haha. So afterwards, all 4 of us were staring in that general direction going "wtf just happened", so i asked that first guy what happened and he said that she told him that she was running away from someone that was chasing her. That was kinda creepy. Anyways, all that said and done, i went home and ate lunch.

AND THEN! after i ate and got online, jessica IMed me with a dog problem. Apparently she had promised to babysit harvey's dog a week ago and her parents were fine with it. However when she got home to remind them again (today harvey was supposed to drop off the dog), they got pissy and were like "NO!".

So jessica and I spent a couple of hours looking for someone to take care of the dog in vain before she switched her attentions to working with her choco fountain. Then she picked me and alina up and we went to thuc-van's party. It was pretty cool messing with everyone and tackling vinita, and helping tv with her stuff. The food was decent (the gamers pissed me off) and it was fun in general except when jeff peng hit his head on the table... that was just wow-weird. AND THEN PRESENTS!

Shimeng got me a giganto-lolli pop, which me and my bro later fought over.

Vinita got me a KICK-ASS mp3/ipod portable stereo system. U ROCK VINITA! It took me forever to figure out how to fold it though. I feel stupid

Thuc-van got me this freakishly awesome santa hat that's black where it should be white and says "Who's your santa?" and a............... CACTUS! hahahaha! (I had fun poking the thorns and saying "ow!" every ten seconds

Darlene got me a picture of all of us 'smoking' our choco cigarettes. Ahh, good times good times. Although that did cause trouble when i got home cause my 4 year old bro was like "SISTER'S SMOKING!"

Malcolm sent me a cute little card ^^ and candy

Jessica still hasn't given me a present yet so i shall glare at her till she does. (she owes me for the pooping santa)

So, that was really cool, but me and jessica left a bit early. Ah well, merry christmas to you all and i hope noone dies over winter break.

So overall, exams have been stupid and i think i failed everything (not gonna check till after i get back), so yeah. Anyways, im gonna go to florida tomorrow and its time for me to finish packing, then sleep. Merry christmas to everyone who isnt reading this blog, haha.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Sleepless Fridays

So yesterday, i had to finish the drawing of that stupid tree and the pshs building. Which took me... all night. Well, actually, i spent some of that time snacking of many unhealthy goods (Apple Crisps are actually really really good! the cinnamon kind) and NO SLEEP =.=. At least Sara kept me company from Guam ^^ her and her little kitty, Cia, haha. And the entire pillow incident too.

I pratically passed out at 6, but managed to get myself ready for school (and that makeup french quiz I bombed) and turned in the completed drawing on time :]

Bleh interesting day. I got really hyper offa my fatigued state, randomly talking to ppl, english whiz quiz mania, talked to my neighbor for the first time in like, a year... yeah, lots of stuffs. Anyways, I seriously need to study for my freaking upcoming exams. I'm gonna fail everything if i dont.

HOWEVER, im such a procrastinator, so lets leave that for next week ^^. Drawing random pictures with Alina in French was fun and its almost time for winter break! just exam week left, yippee. However, im gonna have to say goodbye to seeing vinita daily and goodbye to maggie from health. Ah well, next semester is psychology AP.

Good luck to you all on exams even if noone even knows about this blog yet, haha. I just wanna see if im gonna keep it going before i actually tell people about this.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Rant

Well.. I didn't feel like rewriting all this... so im just gonna post my rant convo about today's events. Anyways, ran another 4 miles today and the blisters are getting more annoying. Finished all of my shopping except for dad's gift.

Chen Ee Ting
(6:11:25 PM):
we had brown bag today do i didn't go to lunch
XdWlf (6:11:49 PM): ah
XdWlf (6:11:56 PM): yeah, so i had an ortho appointment
Chen Ee Ting (6:11:47 PM): okay
XdWlf (6:12:04 PM): so afterwards, i was like
XdWlf (6:12:09 PM): screw thing, im not going back to school
Chen Ee Ting (6:12:02 PM): mmhm
XdWlf (6:12:15 PM): cause lunch was already over and stuff
XdWlf (6:12:36 PM): okay, and then i went to finish up my christmas shopping
XdWlf (6:12:38 PM): yay fun right?
Chen Ee Ting (6:12:30 PM): yeahhh
Chen Ee Ting (6:12:34 PM): did you get my pooping santa?
XdWlf (6:12:49 PM): eff you
XdWlf (6:12:51 PM): out of the story
XdWlf (6:12:51 PM): haha
XdWlf (6:12:54 PM): anyways
XdWlf (6:13:07 PM): so my bros been sick the past few days
XdWlf (6:13:16 PM): and my moms like, "when do i have to pick you up again?"
XdWlf (6:13:21 PM): i was like, just leave me there
XdWlf (6:13:33 PM): and i might take a while
Chen Ee Ting (6:13:26 PM): okay
XdWlf (6:13:59 PM): but she was like "nah, i'll go with u with ur little brother. He needs to play"
XdWlf (6:14:06 PM): and so, that was that
XdWlf (6:14:13 PM): okay, we went into the mall
XdWlf (6:14:18 PM): kinda went our separate ways
XdWlf (6:14:23 PM): i browsed everywhere
XdWlf (6:14:31 PM): half an hour later
XdWlf (6:14:35 PM): i get to spencers
XdWlf (6:14:44 PM): and i see my mom inside with my bro at the perverted section
XdWlf (6:14:48 PM): and im just like
XdWlf (6:14:48 PM): WTF
XdWlf (6:15:15 PM): so i walk inside, tell her to get him out of there and she stupidly asks me "Why"
XdWlf (6:15:40 PM): soo thenn
XdWlf (6:15:51 PM): she finally gives up and then walks outside
XdWlf (6:15:57 PM): and then tells me to hurry up, cause we're going home
XdWlf (6:16:01 PM): im like.... WTF
XdWlf (6:16:18 PM): and her excuse is "Your brother's sick, he wants to go home"
XdWlf (6:16:24 PM): and starts yelling at me for making them go the mall
XdWlf (6:16:27 PM): and being inconsiderate
Chen Ee Ting (6:16:21 PM): -.-
XdWlf (6:16:34 PM): and then making them stay a long time
XdWlf (6:16:46 PM): AND THEN
XdWlf (6:17:00 PM): i was like, screw this so i hurried my way
XdWlf (6:17:16 PM): finished the rest of my shopping in like 5 minutes
Chen Ee Ting (6:17:06 PM): wow
Chen Ee Ting (6:17:08 PM): spencers?
XdWlf (6:17:25 PM): yep
XdWlf (6:17:38 PM): anyways, i finished the rest of my shopping all while my moms like glaring at me
XdWlf (6:17:45 PM): going like "WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG?!"
XdWlf (6:18:23 PM): then shes like "oh! your brother needs to go pee. Hold this random sac of baby bottles while i take him to the restroom"
XdWlf (6:18:40 PM): so... i stand there holding the stuff for like 5 minutes while receiving really weird looks
XdWlf (6:18:55 PM): and then when im finally paying for the stuff
XdWlf (6:19:00 PM): and yes, i got ur gift at spencers
XdWlf (6:19:07 PM): she brings him in again
XdWlf (6:19:12 PM): and lets him play with the perverted stuff
XdWlf (6:19:21 PM): so i started yelling at her in chinese
XdWlf (6:19:26 PM): to take him out of there
Chen Ee Ting (6:19:38 PM): wow
XdWlf (6:19:55 PM): and then shes all indignant like "WELL! IM SO STRESSED OUT ABOUT LIFE AND THIS IS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD"
XdWlf (6:19:57 PM): and does NOTHING
Chen Ee Ting (6:19:46 PM): your mom lets your brother into spencers?
Chen Ee Ting (6:19:52 PM): -.-
XdWlf (6:20:04 PM): she doesnt even know its bad
Chen Ee Ting (6:19:53 PM): uh
XdWlf (6:20:06 PM): >>
XdWlf (6:20:09 PM): and THEN
Chen Ee Ting (6:20:00 PM): he's going to turn out like jon wan
XdWlf (6:20:15 PM): haha
Chen Ee Ting (6:20:04 PM): *john liu
XdWlf (6:20:17 PM): theres more
XdWlf (6:20:21 PM): oh shiz, that kid
XdWlf (6:20:22 PM): anyways
XdWlf (6:20:33 PM): so shes pissed at me for being pissed at her
XdWlf (6:20:40 PM): cause she thinks she does everything right
XdWlf (6:20:58 PM): so anyways, my mom hadnt bought my dad a present so she just told me to buy one for him
XdWlf (6:21:12 PM): and i was like, i dont see anything for him when we were leaving
XdWlf (6:21:33 PM): and she was like "Well, ur dad is easy. Buy anything for him. Its not like it matters"
Chen Ee Ting (6:21:26 PM): k hurry it up i got to go soon
XdWlf (6:21:41 PM): ahh
Chen Ee Ting (6:21:34 PM): what a nice wife
XdWlf (6:21:49 PM): yeah, i know
XdWlf (6:21:56 PM): so i got pissed off and was like "be more considerate"
Chen Ee Ting (6:21:51 PM): mmhm
XdWlf (6:22:17 PM): and then she says that i was being inconsiderate cause my brother was sick and apparently i made them go sit at the mall
XdWlf (6:22:20 PM): and was taking my merry time
Chen Ee Ting (6:22:13 PM): righhhhht
XdWlf (6:22:27 PM): yep
Chen Ee Ting (6:22:21 PM): well, we always knew your mom was sorta ....
XdWlf (6:22:32 PM): AND THEN
XdWlf (6:22:36 PM): STILL MORE
Chen Ee Ting (6:22:32 PM): hurrry up then
XdWlf (6:22:47 PM): walking out of the mall to the car
XdWlf (6:22:56 PM): my brother apparently wanted something to eat
XdWlf (6:23:01 PM): and then my mom screams at him
XdWlf (6:23:08 PM): for not wanting to eat earlier when she asked
XdWlf (6:23:22 PM): and then shoves him in the car seat and hes pissed off cause hes frustrated
Chen Ee Ting (6:23:16 PM): k i g2g
XdWlf (6:23:31 PM): ahh
XdWlf (6:23:32 PM): haha
Chen Ee Ting (6:23:25 PM): just keep talking
XdWlf (6:23:39 PM): aye aye
Chen Ee Ting (6:23:32 PM): i'll reaf it later
XdWlf (6:23:47 PM): reaf it?

Auto Response from Chen Ee Ting (6:23:36 PM): homeworking. call cell!
XdWlf (6:23:48 PM): will you?
XdWlf (6:23:49 PM): kk
XdWlf (6:24:05 PM): so hes refusing to sit in the baby chair
XdWlf (6:24:23 PM): and then she was like "FINE! DONT GO HOME!" and just stands there glaring at him
XdWlf (6:24:28 PM): and by this time, hes freaked out
XdWlf (6:24:48 PM): and starts saying "no" all over the place
XdWlf (6:25:02 PM): and trying to get my mom to react
XdWlf (6:25:39 PM): so after like, 3 minutes, im sitting there watching them do this, my mom starts yelling at my brother "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NO?!" and threatening him all over the place
XdWlf (6:25:51 PM): so i was like, oh shit, cause people were starting to really STARE.
XdWlf (6:26:01 PM): so i was like "mom." really quietly
XdWlf (6:26:12 PM): and then... she turns all her pmsing anger on me
XdWlf (6:26:15 PM): "WHAT?!!!"
XdWlf (6:26:38 PM): so i was like "calm down, hes 4, hes sick, and ur not helping"
XdWlf (6:26:56 PM): and she sends me the nastiest glare
XdWlf (6:27:12 PM): so i put my baby bro in his car seat and buckle him up
XdWlf (6:27:23 PM): and was like "its not that difficult, just be patient"
XdWlf (6:27:57 PM): and shes mocks me "its not that difficult" and shuts the door, get in the other door and drives angrily
XdWlf (6:28:18 PM): and this is the reason i hate going anywhere with my mom
XdWlf (6:28:50 PM): shes just so god damned immature and refuses to listen to anything other than herself
XdWlf (6:29:01 PM): when shes pissed off, she takes it out on everyone and everything around her
XdWlf (6:29:17 PM): she has less common sense than a cheeseburger
XdWlf (6:29:41 PM): and if you talk to her, she either laughs like you're an idiot or gets pissed off and starts screaming random nonsense
XdWlf (6:29:59 PM): on top of all this, shes so surprised that i dont wanna spend time with her
XdWlf (6:30:15 PM): and then gets all pissy anyway when i dont go talk to her
XdWlf (6:30:30 PM): even though half the time, she manages to freaking piss me off like no other
XdWlf (6:30:40 PM): 5 minutes into the convo
XdWlf (6:31:03 PM): so yeah, theres my rant about what happened within an hour
XdWlf (6:31:21 PM): mmhmm
Chen Ee Ting (9:48:28 PM): awesomeeee
Chen Ee Ting (9:48:31 PM): wow
Chen Ee Ting (9:48:33 PM): you're mom is ...
Chen Ee Ting (9:48:34 PM): senile
XdWlf (9:48:49 PM): lmfao
XdWlf (9:48:56 PM): thats the first time i heard that
XdWlf (9:48:59 PM): but yet, so true


And after this, my mom pissed me off once again. Right before they went to sleep, she started mocking me about a recent argument, pretending that she was right.

Apparently she had forgotten the fact that I was the one who forgave her for the entire thing, and that she was speechless the entire time. Not to mention, she was a complete fucking jackass during the entire hour we were arguing. Pardon, fucking bitch. There we go.

Anyways, so I said "You know what, Mom?" and she managed to get the hint to stfu. Only reason i didnt bitch at her was cause my dad was there.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Christmas Shopping

So, Jessica got her car back yesterday so she picked me up and we went to Dunkin' Donuts/Baskin Robbins and attempted to finish a dozen donuts =.=... The moron got a Wild Mango Slush and froze her brain to death.

So, i finished my half and she had 1 1/2 left, so we brought it to peoples studying in the library. Oh yea, we were supposed to be studying for the stupid english 6 weeks test.

Afterwards, we were going to willowbend mall offa the highway (purely by following her GPS's instructions) and we got to a tollway thingy and had to pay 4o cents.

So... there we are... sitting there and paying up... and the stupid thing freezes... Okay... drop a few more cents in.. still frozen =.=;;. Okay, so we backed up and went to the one next to us considering pratically noone was there. And then... this one seemed fine. went down to like 10 cents... then froze. it was such a wtf moment. Sooo after dropping a few more cents in there, we were screaming at the machine. So..... we backed up onto the highway and kept on driving down the highway... and at the next tollway thing, we tried yet again.

Notice, third one already. So, we stuck money in. It was FINE up to 10 cents... tehn it froze...... You could imagine how outraged we were as we watched the tollway thingy beside us as people tossed money in and just happily zoomed away. While screaming at the machine, this idiot pulls up behind us.... and just sits there... Despite the fact we were like... dude... we cant do anything... So... after a while... another car pulls behind the idiot, a car containing a very bitchy lady. All the meanwhile, we're yelling at the stupid machine and staring at the stupid red light that mocks us... MOCKS US!

After like... 5 minutes of sitting there, the lady has a sudden brilliant idea. HEY! WHY DONT I GO IN THE OTHER ONE THATS BEEN EMPTY FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES?! Wow, amazing genius brain. So, she drives through the other one, drops the money, and suddenly screams "FUCKING IDIOTS!" while driving away. We were just like... DUDE! SAY THAT TO OUR FACES! YEAH! WE LOVE SITTING HERE LIKE MORONS!........ that was gay. So the dude behind us suddenly went WOW! MAYBE I CAN DO THAT TOO! and pulls into the next lane and goes through.

So... we're like "YAY! we can pull out!"... then we realized the fact that a ridiculous number of cars were pulling into the tollway area -.-;;. So... at the end... after much hesitation.. we ran it, haha.

So anyways, afterwards, we got to willowbend all pissed off... (And i really needed to go pee) and then shopped around for presents. After much funness at the mall, we then drove to escape, found an amazingly huge number of asians there, moved on to the korean restaurant place, ate dinner (well... jessica had meat whereas i ate her free appetizers. Yay me) while studying, and then when we were done, we went back to escape just to study. Then, we stayed there for like a couple of hours just studying for english (ie. great gatsby, yellow wallpaper, open boat, emily dickinson, that weird other perverted train dude, anne whatsherface, and the differences between naturalism, romaticism, and realism).

Soo... studied kinda with many tangents in our convo. Then, we went to walmart cause jess wanted lotion... and then i got dropped off at my house. So it was all good.

Such a freaking weird weekend, but it was really fun, even if im writing it right now on monday night, ahaha. Oh yeah. I felt really guilty about those 6 donuts (which contained on average... 300 calories each) so i ran 5 miles. But i looked at my shoes today and they were like, worn out on the ball and sole of the foot whereas the toes and the base of the shoe were like, perfectly fine. It looks so weird.

Well, i bombed the English test today despite the studying, found out i failed the pre-cal test due to stupid mistakes (if u guys wanted to know, 3+3 doesnt equal 4... and 5+1 doesnt equal 4... and 1+1 doesnt equal 1... nor does 0.09/12 equal 0.09).

So.. yeah, im probably gonna fail precal this six weeks -.-;;. But i did pretty well on the physics lab so im happy about that. AND! I don't have to go to school tomorrow or anything cause i have an ortho appointment at 10:20. Sorry Ines, Martin, and Sam, but u'll have to present Jordan Baker on ur own.

Much interesting things today. Made fun of the APUSH teacher during the lecture, talked with alina and kyle during french... talked with shimeng on the bus... watched spirited away with my family when i got home. Ima try to run another 4 miles later, but thats basically my day for now.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Interesting Saturday

First post, rah. Well, yesterday was.... interesting.

I first volunteered at the Wrestling tournament (lots of guys in tights on top of each other >>)(oh yeah, kyle lost his first match...), and then i came home and bitched at Jason and finally made him hate me....

then i was about to go christmas shopping with jessica till her parents exploded at her... and im pretty worried about her now. She seriously wasn't acting like herself. Reminds of 7th grade all over again.

Without being so emo and ignoring everything thing else... THERES AN ENGLISH TEST TOMORROW! *angry*

And what else... Christmas, oh yeah. Hmm. I don't know what a lotta people want. Pooping Santa for jessica as she dictated a thousand times over, but what else for who. Oh well, I guess i'll just see when i get into the store. Hopefully, i continue this entry blog my xanga and my livejournal. I'll try my best anyway.