Apologies.

If I've ever made you feel extremely uncomfortable, upset, irritated, or hurt because of me, I'm sorry. I'm more stupid than most blondes [no offense] and insensitive to boot, but I don't mean most of the things I say or do. I don't think over a lot of things and overly complicated some other things. I'm just rather awkward a lot of times.

But the thing is, I'm too stupid to actually figure out anything on my own. So if you're angry, please just talk to me. Unless things are upfront, I won't notice them. So if I've ever pissed you off, just tell me. If theres anything you don't like about me, just tell me. My attention to details is none at best. I lack common sense in every way and I'm sorry if I've angered any of you.

But please, just tell me.






Watch as an entire of line of people come up to me on Tuesday with lists upon lists of complaints.