XdWlf: hey aik, im bored
XdWlf: lets go somewhere at 12
XdWlf: midnight
SMAL tHe mouSE: -_-
XdWlf: ;p
XdWlf: did i already tell you my awesome way to reject someone who confesses to you?
SMAL tHe mouSE: confesses?
SMAL tHe mouSE: and no
XdWlf: you should say something along the lines of
XdWlf: "oh.... I thought you were gay [or lesbian]...
SMAL tHe mouSE: wait wat do u mean confess
XdWlf: "I love you"
SMAL tHe mouSE: aah
SMAL tHe mouSE: haha nice
SMAL tHe mouSE: did someone do this to you lately?
XdWlf: no... -.-
XdWlf: i just thought of it
XdWlf: that'd be cruel
XdWlf: i wouldn't be joking about it
SMAL tHe mouSE: YOU could say it
XdWlf: -.-
XdWlf: cruel
XdWlf: truly cruel
SMAL tHe mouSE: yea
XdWlf: but so awesome
SMAL tHe mouSE: yep
XdWlf: You're just appeasing me now...
XdWlf: :[
SMAL tHe mouSE: no i always do that
XdWlf: -.-
XdWlf: screw u
XdWlf: bish
SMAL tHe mouSE: bish!
XdWlf: bish!
XdWlf: bish you.
SMAL tHe mouSE: biotch
SMAL tHe mouSE: haha bish isnt even a work
SMAL tHe mouSE: word*
XdWlf: bish is MY word
XdWlf: D:
SMAL tHe mouSE: ok ok
XdWlf: STOP APPEASING ME
XdWlf: AHH!
SMAL tHe mouSE: fine
XdWlf: ...........
XdWlf: you're loving this aren't you?
SMAL tHe mouSE: yea :]
XdWlf: -.-
XdWlf: bish
SMAL tHe mouSE: lmao
XdWlf: i hope you do
XdWlf: then you wouldn't be able to sit
SMAL tHe mouSE: ow...
XdWlf: so i'd be rofl-ing at you
XdWlf: until i hit a nail
SMAL tHe mouSE: ow...
SMAL tHe mouSE: you seem more happy than usual
XdWlf: really?
XdWlf: o.o
SMAL tHe mouSE: mhm
XdWlf: mm
SMAL tHe mouSE: mm?
XdWlf: mm=ponderance
SMAL tHe mouSE: is that another of your words?
XdWlf: its not a word
XdWlf: its an expression
SMAL tHe mouSE: neither is bish
XdWlf: thats... by... sound...
XdWlf: yes it is!
SMAL tHe mouSE: yet u claimed it
XdWlf: BISH IS A WORD
XdWlf: :[
SMAL tHe mouSE: find bish for me in a dictionary
XdWlf: u isn't a word either
XdWlf: its a letter
SMAL tHe mouSE: Fine.
XdWlf: ....... Stop appeasing me you bish.
SMAL tHe mouSE: From now on, I will speak with perfect punctuation and grammer marks.
XdWlf: YAY
SMAL tHe mouSE: Hey.
SMAL tHe mouSE: You forgot the period.
XdWlf: YAY!
XdWlf: exclamation mark, queer
SMAL tHe mouSE: Why is the 'a' and 'y' capitalized?
SMAL tHe mouSE: That is incorrect.
XdWlf: In order to express further joy, the 'a' and the 'y' are capitalized for further emphasis.
XdWlf: Duh.
SMAL tHe mouSE: Indeed?
XdWlf: Indeed.
SMAL tHe mouSE: Very well.
XdWlf: Very well, then.
SMAL tHe mouSE: Good day to you then madame.
XdWlf: If you would, please refrain from continuously appeasing me for your own sadistic entertainment, you oaf.
SMAL tHe mouSE: Damn this is hard.
XdWlf: You forgot the comma after the word 'damn'.
SMAL tHe mouSE: I shall attempt to suppress my sadistic appraisals then.
SMAL tHe mouSE: I feel like Stewie.
SMAL tHe mouSE: From the popular entertainment broadcast "Family Guy."
XdWlf: Incompetant fool, you shall fail to suppress your sadism; Causing your emotions to lie in your subconscious and become released through Freudian slips and dreams.
XdWlf: I like 'Family Guy'.
XdWlf: :]
SMAL tHe mouSE: I object to your predictions on the grounds that I dream not of sadism, but of things of a more random nature.
SMAL tHe mouSE: As do I.
XdWlf: [Footnote: We're so fescking queer.]
SMAL tHe mouSE: Indeed.
SMAL tHe mouSE: Let us come to terms. 'Bish' is a word, as is 'u.'
XdWlf: As random is an ambiguous term, I cannot accept that statement. And I applaud you for putting forth these terms.
XdWlf: well, I think im gonna put this on my blog cause im a good mood
SMAL tHe mouSE: great
XdWlf: gratz aik, you get to be blogged
SMAL tHe mouSE: yay?
XdWlf: yes, yay
SMAL tHe mouSE: yay then
XdWlf: ... Fesck you, bish.
SMAL tHe mouSE: o great
SMAL tHe mouSE: Fesck

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