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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Insults and Politics

XdWlf: i saw that before
SMAL tHe mouSE: well
SMAL tHe mouSE: you saw it again
XdWlf: screw u
XdWlf: bish
XdWlf: i dont need to see things more than once
XdWlf: it wastes my time
XdWlf: cause i'm perfect
XdWlf: and none of my time should be wasted
SMAL tHe mouSE: WELL EXCUSE ME
XdWlf: there goes 5 seconds of my life i'll never get back
XdWlf: *sighs*
XdWlf: yeah EXCUSE YOU
SMAL tHe mouSE: OK
XdWlf: OK
SMAL tHe mouSE: FINE
XdWlf: FINE, BITCH
SMAL tHe mouSE: DUMBFUCK
XdWlf: FAG FACE
SMAL tHe mouSE: CHICKEN DICK
XdWlf: STEROID BUTT
SMAL tHe mouSE: hey you noticed :-D
XdWlf: yes
XdWlf: i think about it all day and night
SMAL tHe mouSE: im sure you did
XdWlf: i see it when i close my eyes
XdWlf: its so fucking sexy
SMAL tHe mouSE: my anus
XdWlf: uranus
SMAL tHe mouSE: i know
SMAL tHe mouSE: its special like that
SMAL tHe mouSE: people have visions of it at night
XdWlf: omg
XdWlf: ew
XdWlf: no thank you
SMAL tHe mouSE: you said it yourself...
XdWlf: so?
XdWlf: your point?
XdWlf: thats right
XdWlf: i thought so
SMAL tHe mouSE: flip flopper
XdWlf: YOU HAVE NONE
XdWlf: ;o
SMAL tHe mouSE: YOURE LIKE KERRY
XdWlf: you didn't just call me that
XdWlf: BITCH
SMAL tHe mouSE: ASS WIPE
XdWlf: JACKED FACE!
SMAL tHe mouSE: TURTLE ANUS
XdWlf: MOTHER FUCKED CROTCH!
SMAL tHe mouSE: SCROTUM
XdWlf: BITCH-SLAPPED NIPPLE-MAN!
SMAL tHe mouSE: DATE RAPED ASS-HOLE
XdWlf: i think you're a lame-o brain
SMAL tHe mouSE: yea i am
XdWlf: nooo
XdWlf: NO AGREEING
XdWlf: D:
SMAL tHe mouSE: haha appeasment
SMAL tHe mouSE: youre like hitler
XdWlf: czechoslovakia, bitch
SMAL tHe mouSE: czechoslovakia got invaded and torn apart
XdWlf: yeah, so give me more land so i can kill everyone on them
XdWlf: and cause to to drop a nuclear bomb on japan
SMAL tHe mouSE: hitler didnt have a nuclear bomb
XdWlf: cause you*
SMAL tHe mouSE: hurrey up and invade poland so germany and france can declare war on your ass
SMAL tHe mouSE: i mean britain and france*
XdWlf: no way bitch, we're gonna go to china, bitch
SMAL tHe mouSE: ok fine
XdWlf: infect everyone with your naziism this time
SMAL tHe mouSE: go work in your sweat shop
XdWlf: so we can have azn terrorists on your ass
XdWlf: dude, we're gonna have half the population become suicide bombers
SMAL tHe mouSE: right you and your pre industrialized world can kiss our ass
XdWlf: so we can nuke your non-aryan asses
XdWlf: at least you won't have your bare ass planted in front of the UN as you try to drag your dick out of iraq after you raped it
SMAL tHe mouSE: i never said i was the united states
XdWlf: fine, half your dick
XdWlf: -.-
SMAL tHe mouSE: im canada stupid
SMAL tHe mouSE: isnt it about time you suicided with your girlfriend and your dog?
XdWlf: don't you drag my girlfriend into this, jackhole
SMAL tHe mouSE: you killed her you heartless bitch!
SMAL tHe mouSE: what the FUCK did she ever do
XdWlf: we can have mad dead lezbo sex if we want and we don't need your shit-for-brained opinions interrupting our after-life love
XdWlf: so fuck off
SMAL tHe mouSE: stfu or well blow another versailles treaty up your ass
SMAL tHe mouSE: or well give half our country to the russians
SMAL tHe mouSE: see what happens then!
XdWlf: bitch, please. If you lived near the russians, they would've owned your sorry ass already
SMAL tHe mouSE: wateva'
XdWlf: you're so rapeable, you're like free ground, bitch
SMAL tHe mouSE: wed just have nuked those commies from turkey dumbfuck
XdWlf: those freaking commies would've spread their bio-diseases all over your freaking fugly face
SMAL tHe mouSE: what the hell are you talking about all the diseases they got right now is vodka addiction and the last remaining small pox sample in the world
XdWlf: and then you'd be so fucked over you'd be too dazed to know that you just got burnt by a couple of old men in fucking rags
XdWlf: bitch, that vodka would own your asses. If they spiked your drinks, you'd be so weak to that alcohol, you'd die by intoxication after a single fucking drop
XdWlf: just shows how fucking manly your canadian fuck brained ass is.
SMAL tHe mouSE: what are you talking about! you pussy you signed an agreement with russia so you wouldnt have gotten fucked over buy them
SMAL tHe mouSE: DONT MESS WITH US, WELL JAM A HOCKEY STICK UP YOUR ASS
XdWlf: bitch please, they were just as fucking scared of us and our awesome nazi-bible-charisma
XdWlf: and you couldn't fucking get near us with a hockey stick before your own ass gets mobbed and torn to smithereens
SMAL tHe mouSE: yea right thats why you got pwned at normandy
XdWlf: and strewn across your fucking cities
SMAL tHe mouSE: and firebombed yuor capital
XdWlf: did you fucking forgot how we kept on owning your idiot ass and how your so called 'frenchness' was stabbed as we overtook your entire fucking country, only leaving 'great' britain and your futurely iraq fucked ass to compensate?
XdWlf: yeah, what now, bitch?
SMAL tHe mouSE: we were to busy fucking over your little brother japan with the fucking a-bomb
SMAL tHe mouSE: we didnt consider you as important as them!
SMAL tHe mouSE: bitch
XdWlf: you didn't even know the fucking effects of the a-bomb, you jackass
XdWlf: and not to mention, you fucked over so many of your own fucking men to 'see the effects' of the bomb
SMAL tHe mouSE: WHAT??
SMAL tHe mouSE: WE SAVED OUR MEN
XdWlf: watching as they caught the fucking radiation and got cancer later
SMAL tHe mouSE: by not invading all of japan
XdWlf: you fucking ass
SMAL tHe mouSE: we just pwned all the japs
SMAL tHe mouSE: while we were catching the action from okinawa
XdWlf: how about those filipino-boys you decided to fuck over by testing your god-forsaken a-bomb?
SMAL tHe mouSE: whaat?
SMAL tHe mouSE: we didnt drop a bomb on the philippinos!
SMAL tHe mouSE: we jsut conquered them
SMAL tHe mouSE: till the fucktards just decided to rebel
XdWlf: bull crap, you tested a thousand in those freakin islands and then told them it was safe for inhabitation, you fucking ass
XdWlf: then they all fucking died after that
SMAL tHe mouSE: right so i guess awshwitz dosent count as testing your new shit and killimg millions
XdWlf: don't be a fucking moron you ass
SMAL tHe mouSE: so
SMAL tHe mouSE: you wana stop now?
XdWlf: you made the world afraid of the god damned a-bomb
XdWlf: sure
XdWlf: but that was fun
XdWlf: :-D
SMAL tHe mouSE: yes
SMAL tHe mouSE: i wana save that
XdWlf: ditto
XdWlf: blog!!

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