Not So Random Quotes

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. -- Mike Hedberg (1968-2005)

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Big Bend Trip

Realizations during the trip:
  1. My mom completely lacks common sense.
  2. My dad reads my aim conversations.
  3. I should spend more time with my lil bro cause he completely looks up to me.
  4. Sleeping on rocks isn't as hard as it would seem.
  5. Mosquitos there don't bite.
  6. Bugs enjoy flying into the orifices of my face.
  7. White-tailed deer are stupid.
  8. Cactus hurt like a @%$#%#.
  9. People like to stand and laugh when you're in pain.
  10. I should stop cussing.
  11. Old guys like to talk about the weather.
  12. Instruction manuals should be carefully read.
  13. Always prepare for a storm.
  14. Most of the time, nothing ever lives up to your expectations.
  15. Four-wheel drive is worth it.
  16. Watch out for foxes crossing mountain roads.
  17. Roadrunners are stupid.
  18. I can sleep anytime and anywhere despite rain, wind, and/or heat.
  19. It's easy to miss the stars when you finally catch a glimpse of how they're supposed to look.
  20. I suck at taking pictures.

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