Snippits of my life...

"I'm actually part cannibal."

"Oh my god Laura!! Your arm's swollen! You've got a blood clot! YOU NEED TO GET THAT CHECKED!!! If you don't you might die!!"
"Uh... no.. my other arm's the same thing..."
"Oh.. I'm just not used to seeing people with muscles..."

"Awkward Eric!!!"

"Lorna."
"Who?"
"Lorna."
"Who??"
"The Bitch."
"Oh her."

"Lets make smores!!"

39 Missed Calls...

One week there, one week back, and 3 weeks gone D:

"OH MY GOD THEY'RE CLIMBING ON THE CAR!!!"

BC Calc Book

"Oh my god, my dad just came in and demanded to know why I was on the computer. I told him I was looking up information for Indiana University... What the crap..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?! My mom just started reading a book behind me!! What's going on?!"

"Dude, I saw the whole thing. Your face just lighted up and it happened..."

"Yeah... I fell off the roof of my friend's two-story house and hit the window sill on the way down..."

"Lol!!"
"Li!!"

"Drip Drip Drip..."

"Attack Martin!!"

"I think its mold..."
"Me too..."
"Oh well.." *mix mix*
"At least it tastes good..."

"EAT THE BUBBLES!!!"

"Jessica, we ASPIRE to be you."

"So... you were going 53 in a 41 mph zone..."

"Shanghai-nese people look hispanic."

"You're making girls do your job!!"

"Dude... I think she's lesbian and she's totally stealing away our girlfriends..."




I'll put down more when I remember it.