Not So Random Quotes

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. -- Mike Hedberg (1968-2005)

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Big Bend Trip

Realizations during the trip:
  1. My mom completely lacks common sense.
  2. My dad reads my aim conversations.
  3. I should spend more time with my lil bro cause he completely looks up to me.
  4. Sleeping on rocks isn't as hard as it would seem.
  5. Mosquitos there don't bite.
  6. Bugs enjoy flying into the orifices of my face.
  7. White-tailed deer are stupid.
  8. Cactus hurt like a @%$#%#.
  9. People like to stand and laugh when you're in pain.
  10. I should stop cussing.
  11. Old guys like to talk about the weather.
  12. Instruction manuals should be carefully read.
  13. Always prepare for a storm.
  14. Most of the time, nothing ever lives up to your expectations.
  15. Four-wheel drive is worth it.
  16. Watch out for foxes crossing mountain roads.
  17. Roadrunners are stupid.
  18. I can sleep anytime and anywhere despite rain, wind, and/or heat.
  19. It's easy to miss the stars when you finally catch a glimpse of how they're supposed to look.
  20. I suck at taking pictures.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

How fun...

So... here's whats down. Alina's life is fucked up [Why'd you have to make things so complicated? Lalalala...]... Thuc-Van and Eric is screwed over now... and I'm supposed to be the only person with her life completely right... save the fact I just got yelled at for over 2 hours straight, just cause I wanted to help people out.

Meaning my car taken up, my cellphone god knows where... and everything seems dandy cause my parents didn't like the fact I was spending too much time doing "useless crap that doesn't even matter". So yes. I get screwed over in life for helping out a couple of friends. Thank you god. I can feel the love now.

Yea. Okay. Whatever. I'm beyond caring. Seriously. Tired. Fuck it all.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Snippits of my life...

"I'm actually part cannibal."

"Oh my god Laura!! Your arm's swollen! You've got a blood clot! YOU NEED TO GET THAT CHECKED!!! If you don't you might die!!"
"Uh... no.. my other arm's the same thing..."
"Oh.. I'm just not used to seeing people with muscles..."

"Awkward Eric!!!"

"Lorna."
"Who?"
"Lorna."
"Who??"
"The Bitch."
"Oh her."

"Lets make smores!!"

39 Missed Calls...

One week there, one week back, and 3 weeks gone D:

"OH MY GOD THEY'RE CLIMBING ON THE CAR!!!"

BC Calc Book

"Oh my god, my dad just came in and demanded to know why I was on the computer. I told him I was looking up information for Indiana University... What the crap..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?! My mom just started reading a book behind me!! What's going on?!"

"Dude, I saw the whole thing. Your face just lighted up and it happened..."

"Yeah... I fell off the roof of my friend's two-story house and hit the window sill on the way down..."

"Lol!!"
"Li!!"

"Drip Drip Drip..."

"Attack Martin!!"

"I think its mold..."
"Me too..."
"Oh well.." *mix mix*
"At least it tastes good..."

"EAT THE BUBBLES!!!"

"Jessica, we ASPIRE to be you."

"So... you were going 53 in a 41 mph zone..."

"Shanghai-nese people look hispanic."

"You're making girls do your job!!"

"Dude... I think she's lesbian and she's totally stealing away our girlfriends..."




I'll put down more when I remember it.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Change

I need more willpower to do the things that are important to me...